Internet Marketing Failure

Are You An Internet Marketing Failure!

Everything you ever wanted to know about how to fail at Internet Marketing...
...but were afraid to ask.

You've tried everything...

And yet you still can't get ahead!

Synopsis:

Did You:

Quit your day job before you even got started with internet marketing?
Buy domain names and hosting before you even had a viable idea?
Think you would succeed even before you did ANY research?
Take the world of internet marketing for granted?
Not even consider that successful marketers may have been plying their trade for the past decade?

Do You:

Wake up early to get a jump on your marketing?
Make contacts?
Study everything?
Do all the research?
Follow all the rules?
Buy everyone else's software under the sun?
Subscribe to all the lists you can find?
Join every affiliate program offer you receive?
Sell hundreds of other people's products?
Get more and more in debt?

Do You Feel Like You:

Have no control when a new offer comes to you?
Have to jump at the chance to buy, Buy, BUY?
Get suckered into every new tip that comes along?
Are a failure when the new tip doesn't work for you?

As a Result of Your Actions Do You:

Have difficulty sleeping?
Agonize over why you aren't succeeding?
Want to bang your head against the wall?
Worry about your bills?
Wonder if you should take up a life of crime?
Act short-tempered with the ones you love?
Want to kick your cat?
Think about disappearing?
Want to put your head in your hands and cry?

Well, chances are you're doing everything I was doing before I had a revelation about WHAT I SHOULD be doing!

It's a sure bet that if you're doing everything I did, then you're failing for the same reasons...
...and then I had this awakening!

What I'm going to share with you is so obvious, so unadorned, so up-front that you'll wonder why you haven't taken it up on your own.
Or, if you've thought of it, then you'll want to kick youself in the ass for not taking the steps to do it sooner.

I assure you, by the time you finish reading what I have to share with you, you'll want to start over with your internet marketing endeavor.

I'm Going To Show You:

The events leading up to my involvement with internet marketing.
The first steps I took when I made my well-intended but misguided decisions.
All the steps that lead me to fail.
All of the ill-fated decisions I made during the past year.
The financial steps I took that inevitably lead me down the road to financial ruin.
Screen dumps of all the $$$ I spent trying to get my program off the ground.
Screen dumps of the $$$ I didn't bring in.
All the mental flogging I went through as I saw my life go down the tubes.
And then... and then... what I came upon that woke me up.
What I did about it, and...
What I'm doing now, and....
What YOU can do to change your life.

And, lest you think I've told you everything already, think again. I promise you will be well-informed by the time you're finished taking in the many points you'll learn in the ebook I've created.

What you won't find in my ebook...

You Won't Find:

False promises that if you "do this" or "do that" you will succeed.
A phoney list of my earnings showing you how I'm now rolling in dough.
Either phoney or paid testimonials from unidentifiable patrons.
A fake time-line that will end at some meaningless point in the future.
A count-down that is equally meaningless.
A price that increases by "x" amount with each passing minute.
False claims of an opt-in list that numbers in the 1,000s.

Other Things You Won't Find Here:

Lies about how you'll make money in just ten minutes after reading my ebook.
Insulting claims about me being a jerky rich person.
A list of "rarely used ways" to boost your income.
The least indication about me having the best ebook "buddy" around.
Cheaper offers that will "blow the competition away".
Threats of fear if you don't read my ebook (You already know how you feel).
Lies about how I could care less if you buy my ebook (I do care!).
Annoying Pop-ups that appear when you try to leave this page.
False Guarantees!

A Word of Warning!

This isn't some fairy-tale, namby-pamby Pollyannaish work that says everything will be all rosy and sweet if you follow my advice. When you see how simplistic all this is you'll be tempted to react in a negative way. You'll want to turn away and not give it a try, but if you come to terms with what I'm about to lay on you, you will see your internet marketing endeavor in a new light. If you're honest with yourself, you will see that what I've written is true.

The information in my ebook can't be found under headings of:

Easy (It's not!).
Fast (It could be, but everyone's different).
Unbelievable (Might be... it's all up to you).
Unbeatable (Ditto).
Unbiased (They are tips on MY take on things), or
Underhanded (I'm going to tell you everything).

_{So, Here it is!}

I've had to do a lot of soul searching to come to the conclusions I'm going to divulge to you. It wasn't easy for me. I don't expect it to be easy for you. But, I promise you, if you take the steps listed in my ebook, you WILL be a new person after taking them, and be a better person for it.

So? Let's go ahead with this new endeavor. I don't want to know your life story (I have my own). I don't need your name, address, phone number, user names from various payment services, who your mother is, or if your uncle Buck is still alive. Just scroll down and click the "Buy Now!" button. You'll be directed to my PayPal account where payment can be made (Yes, I'm PayPal Verified!). A download link will then be provided by my autoresponder... and you're on your way.

After that, the rest is up to you.

To Summerize The Contents of My Ebook:

Blue Orb The events leading up to my involvement with internet marketing.
The first steps I took when I made my well-intended but misguided decisions.
All the steps that lead me to fail.
All of the ill-fated decisions I made during the past year.
The financial steps I took that inevitably lead me down the road to financial ruin.
Blue Orb Screen dumps of all the $$$ I spent trying to get my program off the ground.
Screen dumps of the $$$ I didn't bring in.
All the mental flogging I went through as I saw my life go down the tubes.
And then... and then... what I came upon that woke me up.
What I did about it, and...
Blue Orb What I'm doing now, and...
What YOU can do to change your life for the better.

Yes Thomas, I want your groundbreaking new ebook:
Internet Failure! The Best Way To Fail @ Internet Marketing!

Regarding the cost... I won't say "Only".
The cost is:
Left Hand

$97.00

for
65 pages
over 150 web biz links
all the soul-searching information
that will help you sit up and take notice
of the things you may be doing wrong...
...and the steps you can take to make it right!

Bonus:
Once I see you've paid for the above, I will personally send you all the marketing ebooks I have. That's hundreds of dollars worth of ebooks absolutely FREE! Below are ten of the ebooks. There are thirty-seven more. That's over 80 meg of ebooks - ABSOLUTELY FREE. Here's a short list of the ten:

Create Your Own E-Book
Autoresponder Secrets Exposed
10 Steps To Killer Web Copy
Build Your List
Affiliate Directories
eBook Creation Toolkit
Newbies Guide To Basic Copywriting
10 Steps To A Google Friendly Page
Ebay Entrepreneur Kit
The Complete Blog and Ping Tutorial

Sincerely,
Name

Disclaimer: The author makes no claims as to the efficacy of this product or the success the reader will have by reading this ebook. Each person is different and should practice all due diligence when making purchases on the internet.